Answer a question with a question.

[twinkal]

27 stone. Am I heavier than you

No you're not, are you?

 

[classic33]

Why?

 

[Kies]

Are you having a pop at my big bones?

 

[twinkal]

Do people still use that "I'm big boned" line?

 

[DooDah]

Yes they do. Do you?

 

[welsh dragon]

Not at all. Now you know my weight do you still want to sit on my knee

 

[twinkal]

Not at all. Now you know my weight do you still want to sit on my knee

Yes, why wouldn't i?

 

[twinkal]

Yes they do. Do you?

Are you implying I'm fat?!?!

 

[welsh dragon]

What if I sit on your knee would it hurt

 

[classic33]

Well are you fat?

 

[twinkal]

Do you want to give it a try? Anywhere else you'd like to sit?!?!

 

[twinkal]

I don't think I'm fat, what would you say is fat?

 

[welsh dragon]

No. I'm not fat are you

 

[classic33]

Are you fat?

 

[welsh dragon]

Why don't I just sit on a chair like everyone else.