Any good jokes ... ?

[bruce1530]

The man who invented predictive text died this week.

His funfair will take place on monkey.

 

[Mugshot]

The man who invented predictive text died this week.

His funfair will take place on monkey.

I feel sorry for the bloke, that's 5 times he's died in this thread alone!

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I feel sorry for the bloke, that's 5 times he's died in this thread alone!

Predictable.

 

[gbb]

Not so much a joke but just read on FB..
Marriage is like a pack of cards, in the beginning all you need are two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, all you need is a club and a spade.

 

[guitarpete247]

I've got a magic dog. It's an Abracalabrador.

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

Not so much a joke but just read on FB..
Marriage is like a pack of cards, in the beginning all you need are two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, all you need is a club and a spade.

It starts when you sink into his arms and ends with your arms in his sink...

 

[ayceejay]

A club and a spade and tattoos on your face

 

[morrisman]

My wife's parents' names are Pearl and Dean, but our kids just call them Grannie and Grandpapa-papa-papa-papapah...

 

[DaveReading]

I think you'll find it's papa-papa-papa-papapapah.

 

[DaveReading]

You missed the final pah.

Pah !

I think not:

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

 

[morrisman]

What do you call 2x10^3 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbird

 

[mrcunning]

After 20 years of being a flasher I was thinking of giving it up, but I've decided to stick it out for another year.....!!

 

[jefmcg]

The man who invented predictive text died this week.

His funfair will take place on monkey.

That's autocorrect, not predictive text.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

That's autocorrect, not predictive text.

Pendant.