'Appen there's them as might want to be on t' telly.

[Fnaar]

Any Yorkshire folk want to appear as pro-cyclists in Emmerdale?

http://road.cc/content/news/117264-can-you-pull-pro-cyclist-look-want-be-emmerdale-nows-your-chance

 

[ASC1951]

Unfortunately I do look as if I would be out of place in the Tour de France ...

 

[Beebo]

fatties need not apply!
For that reason I'm out.

 

[mr_cellophane]

usual Lycra and equipment.

I have Lycra that shows off my "equipment"

 

[SteCenturion]

No can do.

I possess a belly like an uncut loaf !!

Warburtons.


Farmhouse.

&

a face with the features of the Ventoux rock.

 

[Archie_tect]

How much are they paying?

 

[Fnaar]

How much are they paying?

'Appen thee'll affta have a luke at yon website on t'intertnet, young feller me lad. Tho being Yorkshire folk, it'll like as not be on t'frugal side.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Remember also that a flat cap and some form of whippet transportation device is required...
... also there's the extra warmth of a ferret down the cycling shorts...

 

[Archie_tect]

'Appen thee'll affta have a luke at yon website on t'intertnet, young feller me lad. Tho being Yorkshire folk, it'll like as not be on t'frugal side.

If I wanted t'bark, I get missen a dog lad. Now, think on... I doubt yon tele folk'll expect to pay owt, i were only askin, if tha dunt know, just seh so, stop clartin' about.

 

[Fnaar]

If I wanted t'bark, I get missen a dog lad. Now, think on... I doubt yon tele folk'll expect to pay owt, i were only askin, if tha dunt know, just seh so, stop clartin' about.

Duz thee want some fist?

 

[Markymark]

Sorry but I don't speak northern, I'm from Laaandon. FROM LAANDOOONNN. Can you please tell me where I can get a cappuccino? Cappuccino? Oh FFS - A CAP - O - CHINOWW? Ok, don't get angry I'm more important than you, and richer. Look, here's £20, please go away.

Darling, bring me the keys to my Porsche, we're going home now, it's horrid here, horrid. I'm off home for a shower.

 

[Sara_H]

Unfortunately I do look as if I would be out of place in the Tour de France ...

Me too, I haven't got the right lumpy bits under my lycra for a start off.

 

[Archie_tect]

Duz thee want some fist?

Ayup, giv ower tha' daft bat.

 

[MarkF]

I live 10 mins from The Woolpack (The Commercial - Esholt) and cycle past it weekly, I am very surprised that I haven't already been scouted and offered a part.

 

[Fnaar]

I live 10 mins from The Woolpack (The Commercial - Esholt) and cycle past it weekly, I am very surprised that I haven't already been scouted and offered a part

'Appen if tha lived 8 minutes by t'bike, the'd be scoutin' yer