Blimey ...

[Rhythm Thief]

Me and Ms RT went downtown earlier on to buy some corguettes. We came back having made an offer of £175 000 on a house. How did that happen?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Blimey! At that rate you could afford Corvettes not just courgettes.

 

[dan_bo]

good going that!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Me and Ms RT went downtown earlier on to buy some corguettes. We came back having made an offer of £175 000 on a house. How did that happen?

Well, as the housing market is quite stagnant at the moment, your local estate agent might have been moonlighting on a fruit and veg stall, and threw in a 3 bed semi with 2 courgettes, a bag of spuds and a bunch of bananas?

 

[Chuffy]

Nice bit of overshop there!

I could have given you some courgettes too....

 

[Rhythm Thief]

If we end up buying this place, we'll have room to grow our own corguettes. So it's an economy in the long run, really.

 

[dan_bo]

Me mam went out for a cauli one saturday and came back with a new sony stezzer. I thought that was good but cor blimey.....

 

[Chuffy]

If we end up buying this place, we'll have room to grow our own corguettes. So it's an economy in the long run, really.

Excellent! Another one for the CC gardening club!
Good luck with the whole purchasing thing.

 

[Willow]

Hope someone is looking for courgettes down my road I need a buyer. Nice housey in KT24 if anyone is interested, seen a new pad.

 

[Keith Oates]

I once went out to buy a new headlamp for the car and came back with a new car, but coming back with a new house puts that in the shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[got-to-get-fit]

My mate at work asked his wife to call in at the garage to replace a section of exhaust on his car whilst he slept after a nightshift. When he woke he asked his wife if the exhaust was sorted .....yes she said, you wouldnt believe the price of exhausts these days, i was disgusted so i just bought a new car instead....!