Labradorofperception
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As i slid along the side of the Honda SUV that had just pulled out on me while riding my bike through Ironbridge, i said to the driver.
"I say my good lady, have a care. You clearly saw me as I made my promenade along this highway, atop my Wolfblatter and Gripeson Gentleman's Perambulator. Tis cup final day but do not make such unnecessary haste to your alehouse of choice when i have right of way along the Queen's highway".
I think she took the point. Stupid gurning arsepebble. I was tempted to make my point through the medium of performance art; by taking a poo on her bonnet and hurling her silly little dog into the river
"I say my good lady, have a care. You clearly saw me as I made my promenade along this highway, atop my Wolfblatter and Gripeson Gentleman's Perambulator. Tis cup final day but do not make such unnecessary haste to your alehouse of choice when i have right of way along the Queen's highway".
I think she took the point. Stupid gurning arsepebble. I was tempted to make my point through the medium of performance art; by taking a poo on her bonnet and hurling her silly little dog into the river