Cucumber me arse!
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Guru
Are they the one on the left or right?
Accy cyclist
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Locked in a glass case while some twat plays games with them, then all those idiots guffaw their approval.
growingvegetables
Guru
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- Leeds
OT.
Reminds me of a colourful Egyptian street proverb. "Il dunya zay il khiiar. Murra fi iidak. Murra fi tiisak."
Translated - "Life is like a cucumber ..... [Huuh?
]
One moment it's in your hand, the next it's up your ****."
I love the Arabic language!
Reminds me of a colourful Egyptian street proverb. "Il dunya zay il khiiar. Murra fi iidak. Murra fi tiisak."
Translated - "Life is like a cucumber ..... [Huuh?
]One moment it's in your hand, the next it's up your ****."
I love the Arabic language!
jhawk
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Admittedly, I wasn't sure what to expect from a thread entitled, "Cucumber me arse!"...
glasgowcyclist
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Admittedly, I wasn't sure what to expect from a thread entitled, "Cucumber me arse!"...
Yet, like me, you still opened it!
(I thought it was someone shouting a command)
GC
Beebo
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So monkeys prefer grapes to cucumber. Big deal.
A more interesting question is whether the monkey with the grapes share them with the other monkey, or does it act in a selfish way?
A more interesting question is whether the monkey with the grapes share them with the other monkey, or does it act in a selfish way?
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swee'pea99
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But that isn't the point. You could illustrate that with a much simpler experiment: give a monkey a choice between cucumber and grapes and see which it chooses.
The point of this experiment, surely, is that it shows how monkeys have in at least some sense a concept of fairness. The monkeys are perfectly happy to eat cucumber. Nothing wrong with cucumber. What gets them angry is getting cucumber when someone else is getting grapes.
As for 'would they share the grapes' (at their own expense)? Well, this test doesn't test that, but I'm pretty sure I know what the answer would be.
Don't forget to film it.
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swee'pea99
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C'mon - does either of them look like a frog to you?Are they the one on the left or right?
RIP, rp ...
jhawk
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Curiosity killed the cat, as they say.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
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- Thumberland
I mentioned this thread to Miss Goodbody up the road, and she's just texted me with an invite to come round for a "cucumber surprise", whatever that is.
