CycleChat Government.

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

I'd say yes 'cos it's you, but I like me bacon butties toooooo much!

See I'm unpopular already - isn't that what is needed for the post!

 

[Fubar]

See I'm unpopular already - isn't that what is needed for the post!

You may take our lives, but you'll never take.... OUR BACOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

 

[cisamcgu]

Oooh good plan, with Brompton's under our lordly cloaks.
I'll be allowing snoozing in the commons, I think an afternoon snooze works wonders at getting ones cabinet hard at it for the early evening session.

Ahemm.. @Fnaar ??? Where are you ?

 

[Smokin Joe]

I'm going to be Guy Fawkes, only this time I'm going to get it right.

 

[Archie_tect]

I'm going to be Guy Fawkes, only this time I'm going to get it right.

Join the end of the queue.... I think it's in Salford.

 

[SteCenturion]

What's that your throwing on the floor?

Corks are missing of @victor Cowboy hat....

£80 fine.....



reduced to £40 if paid within 14 days of this notice.

 

[SteCenturion]

Also every cyclist should be provided with a taxpayer-funded domestique!

Do the filthy rich get a Super Domestique ?

I bloody hope not, it's hard enough keeping up with the Jones' es as it is

 

[tyred]

Will I be supplied with a bike rack for the back of the ministerial Jag?

 

[Markymark]

What's all this collective government nonsense??

Come the coup when I become the despot of this country the best I can say is the some of you may not be first against the wall.

 

[GM]

Can I make the Tea!

 

[Ganymede]

What about Scottish Football Development Minister?

Blimey, talk about hard graft...

Can I be Madam Speaker? I've got a big voice and I'm a right madam...

 

[Fubar]

I'm going to be Guy Fawkes, only this time I'm going to get it right.

Bit harsh. Does that count as a terror threat?

 

[Fubar]

Can I make the Tea!

Crack on! though with the recent raising of the threat level we will need someone to taste the tea for us first.

 

[Fubar]

What about Scottish Football Development Minister?

Even considering this thread that's a bit unrealistic.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Bit harsh. Does that count as a terror threat?

I dunno, my Dad used to say he was the last honest man to enter Parliament.