Flatulence

[ChrisKH]

If your wanting to look at reducing the wind, try Charcoal Capsules. Holland & Barrett do them. first time I took them, I couldnt fart or Belch for hours! Felt strange!

Yes, you miss it when it's gone.

 

[goo_mason]

Never stop farting or burping all day long. Have to put a cork in at work, though.

Many years ago I was working late, and I let a massive one go. "It's alright", I said to my workmate. "There's no-one left to upset !".

"You didn't realise I was still here, did ya ?", came the voice of the pretty little Aussie girl who'd walked up behind me to ask me something.

 

[ACS]

Never stop farting or burping all day long. Have to put a cork in at work, though.

Many years ago I was working late, and I let a massive one go. "It's alright", I said to my workmate. "There's no-one left to upset !".

"You didn't realise I was still here, did ya ?", came the voice of the pretty little Aussie girl who'd walked up behind me to ask me something.

Sticking up wind of you on the 29th

 

[atbman]

Flatulence: emergency vehicle for people who've been run over by a steamroller

 

[hulver]

cant help laughing at farts though...gotta be the funniest noise ever

Indeed. I once went for a colonscopy, where they stick a camera up your arse. In order to get a good look they've got to inflate you with gas.

What goes in must come out sometime. I let out a huge fart of this gas during the procedure. Which of course gave me the giggles, and when I was giggling my stomach tensed up, which caused more gas to come out and more giggling.

Ah, nowt like being surounded by a team of highly trained professionals, watching your bowels on TV while farting and giggling.

 

[Aperitif]

If your wanting to look at reducing the wind, try Charcoal Capsules. Holland & Barrett do them. first time I took them, I couldnt fart or Belch for hours! Felt strange!

Barbeque 'flavour' no doubt - when the system got going again Davy!
Wear a skinsuit if you want to reduce the wind.

 

[ColinJ]

Not good on a recumbent because your arse is in front of your face/nose...

Even worse on a tandem if you are the one on the back, behind the farter!

 

[yenrod]

Indeed. I once went for a colonscopy, where they stick a camera up your arse. In order to get a good look they've got to inflate you with gas.

What goes in must come out sometime. I let out a huge fart of this gas during the procedure. Which of course gave me the giggles, and when I was giggling my stomach tensed up, which caused more gas to come out and more giggling.

Ah, nowt like being surounded by a team of highly trained professionals, watching your bowels on TV while farting and giggling.

'oh to have been there...

 

[Dayvo]

Even worse on a tandem if you are the one on the back, behind the farter!

I knew that the one at the back was called the stoker, now I know what the front one's called!

 

[ColinJ]

I knew that the one at the back was called the stoker, now I know what the front one's called!

I think the usual term is 'captain'...

 

[Dayvo]

I think the usual term is 'captain'...

Is that Captain Methane or Mr. Methane?


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC5pSuzldzs

 

[Aperitif]

I thought the one on the front was called a Bram.


"Flatula" was one of my favourite books - if you had the Nosefora...

 

[Davywalnuts]

Barbeque 'flavour' no doubt - when the system got going again Davy!
Wear a skinsuit if you want to reduce the wind.

I would say rotten pig/lamb/cow/cat/dog actually.. hehehe!

Must admit, if your a bit cold, letting one rip while wearing lyrca keeps ya warm! Makes me laugh too!

 

[redjedi]

.note to self

Must stay in front on Davy on April CC ride, especially if he's smiling

 

[Davywalnuts]

.note to self

Must stay in front on Davy on April CC ride, especially if he's smiling

Just crack me up! lol!

Alas, in the country side, it all smells of rotting animal, so you wont notice the differance!

But wait till we stop in pub! Pharp! LOL!