threefingerjoe
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- Location
- St. Louis, MO, USA
A fella goes up to Anchorage, Alaska, and walks into the local house of ill-repute, and asks for a girl named Irene.
The madam tell him, "Second floor, second door."
He goes to the room, and Irene shows him a nice time. He pays her $300. He asks, "Will you be here, tomorrow?" She says, "Sure!"
Next day, he returns, and Irene gives him a REALLY nice time, and, again, he pays her $300. Again, he asks, "Will you be here, tomorrow?" "You BET I will!" she answers.
The next day, he returns, and Irene REALLY gives him the WORKS! Again, he paid her $300. Afterward, they talked, some, and he mentioned that his vacation was over, and he'd be heading back home.
"Where are you from, anyway?" asked Irene.
"Dallas, Texas", the man replied.
"REALLY!" exclaimed Irene. "I have a sister, Mary, who lives in Dallas!"
"I know", the man replied. "She gave me $900 to give you when I got up here."
The madam tell him, "Second floor, second door."
He goes to the room, and Irene shows him a nice time. He pays her $300. He asks, "Will you be here, tomorrow?" She says, "Sure!"
Next day, he returns, and Irene gives him a REALLY nice time, and, again, he pays her $300. Again, he asks, "Will you be here, tomorrow?" "You BET I will!" she answers.
The next day, he returns, and Irene REALLY gives him the WORKS! Again, he paid her $300. Afterward, they talked, some, and he mentioned that his vacation was over, and he'd be heading back home.
"Where are you from, anyway?" asked Irene.
"Dallas, Texas", the man replied.
"REALLY!" exclaimed Irene. "I have a sister, Mary, who lives in Dallas!"
"I know", the man replied. "She gave me $900 to give you when I got up here."
