I don't like to generalise but

[mustang1]

Are lawyers a bit.....

 

[Colin_P]

...well they say they are, that is until you need one.

 

[vernon]

I'm with you all the way @mustang1. Lawyers are a bit lawyery. I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[Drago]

And when you need one they're an expensive waste of DNA (at least criminal ones are).

 

[vernon]

Q. What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A. A rottweiler.

 

[Cycleops]

I don't know why you've got it in for lawyers, they just do their client's bidding.

 

[Dave 123]

If it wasn't for lawyers the Mercedes and Audi dealers would be skint, and the second rural home market would collapse!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What did the lawyer say when he stood in a cow pat?

I'm melting!

 

[young Ed]

What did the lawyer say when he stood in a cow pat?

I'm melting!

nah we don't see that lot out here in the country, in fact no one is in a suit! the only suit i know is a boiler suit
Cheers Ed

 

[coffeejo]

Lawyers? Invaluable. Some friends are being dragged through the civil court. Trouble is they're having to make some pretty drastic sacrifices to cover the costs as the cuts to legal aid mean they're not eligible for assistance.