I'd want my money back!

[HertzvanRental]

"Down there" ?? where is that, Brighton

No, wrong end!

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Also, what it it with the little moustaches over their top lips? I'm pretty sure that Katie Price doesn't have a moustache.

No, but Vincent Price did. Maybe they got confused?

 

[Lullabelle]

It's a nip and tuck.... "down there"

Just how slack were they to begin with

Shallow, deluded money wasters

 

[colly]

I find it sad really. Deluded mum and daughter.

Still, they are big girls now so if it makes them happy......................

 

[MikeD111]

Could of saved them a fortune on the lips and boobs!

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/vittoria-latex-inner-tube/

 

[swee'pea99]

I find it sad really. Deluded mum and daughter.

Still, they are big girls now so if it makes them happy......................

I'm with you. Tragic. Really. Just...sad.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

ARGHHHH!

Being slightly naive, I've no idea what a "designer vagina" is, can someone enlighten me?

Isn't it Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen?

 

[Shaun]

I've removed a few posts that were somewhat distasteful. We don't need to go down that road thanks.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Some bloke down the pub last night said he'd like to "give 'em both one".

 

[ufkacbln]

I
Still, they are big girls now .

Most of which is due to the Surgery

 

[ufkacbln]

I do wonder about the whole "arrangement":

One night when I was working at the strip club, I started talking to a married guy in his late fifties who wanted to be my sugar daddy and pay for my upkeep. We swapped numbers and chatted for a while. I told him about the surgery that I wanted and we came to an arrangement where he paid me £800 per week.

 

[Lullabelle]

I do wonder about the whole "arrangement":

Maybe he is a single lonely man who wants company, his money, his choice.

 

[Chromatic]

Maybe he is a single lonely man who wants company, his money, his choice.

He appears to be married according to the quote in @Cunobelin's post. Granted that doesn't stop him being lonely though, and you're right, his money,his choice.

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

Having just looked at the original link all I can say is oh my various deities!

How very sad

 

[ArDee]

ARGHHHH!

Being slightly naive, I've no idea what a "designer vagina" is, can someone enlighten me?

I was going to say Google it; but, somebody already has

I googled it

I hope that this wasn't at work as the IT police will be onto you for inappropriate use of IT resources .