I've made over £3 billion on the stock market today

[Cycling Naturalist]

I've got some Lloyds TSB shares and according to the BBC this is how much they're worth now:

value change %

Legal & General Group
2297681.00 2297620.10 3772775.21

Friends Provident
1928978.00 1928913.00 2967558.46

Lloyds TSB Group
3862883.00 3,862,720.50 2377058.77

STAGECOACH
1261290.00 1261084.50 613666.42

Sage Group
494978.00

Yes, folks that over £3.8 million per share and I think I've got about a thousand of them. I might have a modest celebration tonight.

 

[Kirstie]

I've got some Lloyds TSB shares and according to the BBC this is how much they're worth now:

value change %

Legal & General Group
2297681.00 2297620.10 3772775.21

Friends Provident
1928978.00 1928913.00 2967558.46

Lloyds TSB Group
3862883.00 3,862,720.50 2377058.77

STAGECOACH
1261290.00 1261084.50 613666.42

Sage Group
494978.00

Yes, folks that over £3.8 million per share and I think I've got about a thousand of them. I might have a modest celebration tonight.

Dare you to flog 'em

 

[Crackle]

Lend 'em to a hedge fund

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Shall I look at my profile to see if I've suddenly got a lot of friends?

 

[simoncc]

Shall I look at my profile to see if I've suddenly got a lot of friends?

What a shame it wasn't Redcogs who got all that cash. He could have distributed it equally among the workers or used it to fund the revolution.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

What a shame it wasn't Redcogs who got all that cash. He could have distributed it equally among the workers or used it to fund the revolution.

I shall be needing people on my Scottish estates. Do you think redders will make a tough minded Factor capable of managing the evictions? I have in mind a basic salary of £100K plus performance related bonus.

 

[dudi]

hah. I wish LTSB shares were that high.. i've got loads (sharesave scheme at work...) as it is, my portfolio has shrunk by about half in the last 6 months!

 

[Crackle]

I shall be needing people on my Scottish estates. Do you think redders will make a tough minded Factor capable of managing the evictions? I have in mind a basic salary of £100K plus performance related bonus.

Don't forget to give a small parcel of uselessly boggy land to the local church/school every time you pillage from the local community. They can then begin a fresh round of tea days, fares and caleigh's in order to raise the money to drain it and build a new sports field for the local community.