Katie Hopkins, will she do it?

[deptfordmarmoset]

She's a vile, attention-seeking bigot. Just ignore her.

She appeals to her own upper self.

Sorry, I meant up herself....

 

[perplexed]

Well, I've heard of the egg and spoon race and now there is the sausage up the bum race.

Begs the question of where one inserts the black pudding if we're sticking to the theme of breakfast item sportives...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well, I've heard of the egg and spoon race and now there is the sausage up the bum race.

Begs the question of where one inserts the black pudding if we're sticking to the theme of breakfast item sportives...

Also up there. With her, the bigger the better I say!

 

[perplexed]

What if the sausage was frozen and fired into place by a canon?

 

[Fab Foodie]

She is a pantomime character trolling out ever more sensationalist bullshit for money as an alternative to doing a real job. much in the same terms as the Jeremy Clarkson pantomime character is to the caravan club.

Oh no she's not ....

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Oh no she's not ....

She's behind you..

 

[subaqua]

She's behind you..

oh no she isn't

 

[Crackle]

Apparently it will be a venison sausage.

She's a game bird all right.

 

[marknotgeorge]

I wonder if we could get the nice people at Woodland Free Range to donate one of their award-winning record breaking Cumberland sausages?

 

[subaqua]

They'd probably have to double the size to make sure it touched the sides....

its going in her bum not her gob

 

[marknotgeorge]

its going in her bum not her gob

It's easy to get orifices confused with Hopkins.

 

[Hip Priest]

There's money to be made in the UK if you're willing to say unpleasant things about people and have a thick enough skin to cope with the backlash. That's all she does.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

What if the sausage was frozen and fired into place by a canon?

Or bashed in by a Bishop?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I'm a bit worried in all this about cruelty to the sausage.

It's had a bad enough life already to have come to its present predicament wirhout having to get so close to Katie Hopkins speaking orifice.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

There's money to be made in the UK if you're willing to say unpleasant things about people and have a thick enough skin to cope with the backlash. That's all she does.

Clarkson has made millions, after all.