Drago
Legendary Member
Fortunately, I was allowed to use the disabled loo anyway. Being a dirty great fat bar steward a large chap I found it tricky to use regular cubicles without tapoing my titanoum filled elbow on the walls, which was excrucisting. Old Charlie from Major Crime who'd lost a leg when hit by a drink driver just had to wait his turn while I luxuriated in the space and comfort while having a relaxing forest.