Might be worth fattening up for.

[screenman]

NHS offer cash scheme to overweight people.

I wonder how much is on offer and do those people that have never been overweight get a bigger bonus.

 

[TVC]

More money to buy fags and pies.... Result!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

More money to buy fags and pies.... Result!

Where do I sign?

 

[TissoT]

Asda Vouchers ...!
AA Get beer Vouchers...

 

[DCLane]

Why didn't they offer this 3 years ago when I was fat? Not fair!

 

[Bobby Mhor]

NHS offer cash scheme to overweight people.

I wonder how much is on offer and do those people that have never been overweight get a bigger bonus.

Me, Me, Me.....
All you'll get is these skinny boggars moaning....

 

[screenman]

In honesty I feel anything that helps people get healthier is worth trying.

 

[screenman]

I wonder what shape the UK person will be in say 20 years. Judging by people I know many who are expanding by about a stone a year pretty huge.

 

[Drago]

And what are these overweight people likely to spend the cash on?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Gym membership?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

The right level of support for any underlying medical conditions?

 

[screenman]

Maybe a personal dietician.

 

[Drago]

Did you know, the life expectancy of the personal dietician is one of the shortest in the health industry? 81% are eaten by their clients within 6 months of taking on the job.