My DPD Delivery - Live Action Thread

[threebikesmcginty]

I just noticed when I logged in for a delivery update that there's a live feed. I'm delivery 53 and now the driver is up to delivery number 6. My estimated delivery time range is between 14:26 and 15:26.

Exciting!

I will update if I can be arsed.

 

[G3CWI]

...and when it gets to your number an email arrives to say "the driver tried to deliver but you were not in" - happened to me. I was in.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Delivery No 7 - 4 hours away.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

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[nickyboy]

Is it that ribbed anal dildo you've always been after?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Is it that ribbed anal dildo you've always been after?

Speaker stands, but I'm not going to shove them up my jacksie.

 

[Dayvo]

I just noticed when I logged in for a delivery update that there's a live feed. I'm delivery 53 and now the driver is up to delivery number 6. My estimated delivery time range is between 14:26 and 15:26. Exciting!

I will update if I can be arsed.

Wouldn't bother: don't think anyone gives a toss.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Wouldn't bother: don't think anyone gives a toss.

I think you'll there are some people on the edge of their seats.

Anyway No 9

 

[Markymark]

Is it that ribbed anal dildo you've always been after?

When you buy one on Amazon it says "People that bought this have also bought a mountain bike"

 

[Crackle]

I dunno, it's not got the same Frisson as guessing how many leaves are left on the tree or watching grass grow. There's a certain inevitability to it all.

 

[cosmicbike]

At last, an alternative to watching paint dry

 

[threebikesmcginty]

No 10 - 3 Hours 45 minutes, I'm not sure I can stand the excitement.

 

[cosmicbike]

I can't, and have resorted to sitting down with excitement

 

[Dec66]

Google "Viz waiting in for a parcel".

I did try to link it, but the sweaty autocorrect messes it up

 

[threebikesmcginty]

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