MySQL Fun :)

[Shaun]

Some of you will no doubt have noticed the server has been offline for a few hours.

I suspect MySQL is the culprit and have increased the number of open connections to it to see if it improves things.

Time will tell

 

[spandex]

Er whats a MySQL? and yes I did

 

[spandex]

You could of told us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[domtyler]

Er whats a MySQL? and yes I did

What's your favourite select statement?

 

[Shaun]

Looks like there are still problems so don't be surprised if the server disappears at any time this evening!

Cheers,
Shaun

 

[punkypossum]

Don't say that! I only just got back on!!!

 

[John the Monkey]

It's the World's most popular Open Source database Spandex.

We have a few instances at work, although we're mostly Oracle.

 

[Bollo]

Looks like there are still problems so don't be surprised if the server disappears at any time this evening!

Cheers,
Shaun

These are desparate times, and they call for desparate measures. I may even be forced to ..... ride..... my...... bike. A poor substitute, I know.

 

[Shaun]

 

[Bollo]

..and on a more serious note, I'm up all night writing a user guide for an enterprise architecture tool, so I sympathise with all IT slaves out there tonight. <bumlick>All your efforts are much appreciated, Mr Admin</bumlick>
"IT - hardest game in the book. 40 years, man and boy"

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

We have a few instances at work, although we're mostly Oracle.

Mostly Oracle for the business apps only, me thinks.... I have put at least 20 MySQL databases on the central service in the last year or so for projects done in PHP. Now if only the damned users would forget about them and I could get on with .Net and SQL server rather than playing around.

 

[Bollo]

Mostly Oracle for the business apps only, me thinks.... I have put at least 20 MySQL databases on the central service in the last year or so for projects done in PHP. Now if only the damned users would forget about them and I could get on with .Net and SQL server rather than playing around.

Oh no! The .SQLServer/Oracle/MySQL .NET/ASP/PHP debate!!! This is going to Soapbox, you mark my words!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

 

[bonj2]

might of known bloody linux-based tree-hugging hippies are to blame

 

[Bollo]

might of known bloody linux-based tree-hugging hippies are to blame

Yeah, bastards! They don't even pay for licences, and then they expect all their hardware to work. And its a true fact that all linux users jump red lights.

Christ I'm tired.