Mystery gift

[Chuffy]

Afternoon all. I received a package this morning. A copy of Lance Armstrong: Tour de Force by Daniel Coyle. Sent from London, Tower 42 to be precise and using company postage.

I'd like to thank whoever sent it but short of DNA testing the pubes and dandruff between the pages I have no idea who to send a big smoochy to.

Hmmmm.......

 

[cookiemonster]

I didn't send it but can I have a smoochy anyway?

 

[cookiemonster]

 

[Fnaar]

What colour are the pubes?

Yes, if you can find that out, you've got them by the short and curlies.

 

[Chuffy]

I didn't send it but can I have a smoochy anyway?

<checks to see if anyone's watching>

 

[Keith Oates]

That's cheating, he's already said he didn't send it. Now the real sender will be upset to have a diluted smooch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Scoosh]

That's cheating, he's already said he didn't send it. Now the real sender will be upset to have a diluted smooch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And second-hand or 'pre-used'

YECH

 

[Scoosh]

Hmmmm.......

So to whom have you given your address ??

Go on, give us a clue and so we can all know who has been after you

 

[Chuffy]

So to whom have you given your address ??

Go on, give us a clue and so we can all know who has been after you

Er, anyone who has previously sent me a book? But those have all been pre-arranged. I think someone has given someone else my address....

 

[cookiemonster]

<checks to see if anyone's watching>