Odd factoids

[Webbo2]

The insect named the "cockchafer" is a native of Scotland and makes its nest in tartan cloth, particularly that warmed by the nearby presence of flesh with a plentiful blood supply.

I thought a cockchafer was what Prince Albert had through his foreskin, which obviously he had nestled in his Balmoral tartan Y fronts.

 

[Chris S]

If you rearrange the letters of 'Kemi Badenoch', and take some away and add some more, you get 'I'm as bad as Enoch.'

 

[Drago]

Enoch Powell was the mother of famous rock drummist Cozy Powell.

 

[Chris S]

Research has shown that on average women are happier then men. Most of them don't have wives.

 

[Drago]

Until recently 50% of married couples were women.

 

[Chris S]

Steven Seagal invented the ancient martial art of Bullshido.

 

[Chris S]

Brigitte Bardot invented the Miss Piggy look - long blond hair and thick black mascara.

 

[Chris S]

Robert Jenrick is MP for Newark. Newark is an anagram of

 

[Drago]

The atom bomb was invented at a chip shop in Newark.