Ping: The Hadron Collider

[Baggy]

I'm feeling lucky today, but in your honest opinion is it worth buying a Lottery Ticket for tomorrow's draw?

I don't want to waste a perfectly good pound.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

When we're all dead anyway, what use is that pound??

Go on, waste it frivilously(sp?) on the lottery - be a devil!

 

[Baggy]

That's the point though - I could completely waste it on the Lottery or I could waste it on a Walnut Whip here and now.


Let's see if he can give us some precise timings...

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

I AM UNABLE TO BE HELPING YOU MISS BAGGY. I AM ABLE TO DETECT ZE SMALLEST ZINGS. HOWEVER ZER CHANCE OF YOU VINNING ZER LOTTERY IS EVEN SMALLER ZAN ZER TEENY TINIEST PARTICLE. I VOULD HAVE MORE CHANCE OF COLLIDING SIMONCC AND DETECTING PARTICLES OF CHARM.

 

[marinyork]

I thought SimonCC decayed into a strange quark, a sneutrino and a tv licence with intermediate stages producing polarons and excitons of the BBC and olympic flavours. The collision would be proof of CP PC violation.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

SimonCC doesn't even have a half-life, he's that type of bloke.

 

[John the Monkey]

Incidentally, Baggy, why is there a picture of you riding a (ornamental) pig on the front page of cyclogs every time I log in?

 

[Baggy]

Ooh, I've no idea
I did post it on here, but am certain I hadn't posted a link on to Cyclogs. Still, suppose it's better than getting a photo of Chuffy riding fixed in his rubber shorts each time

 

[John the Monkey]

...than getting a photo of Chuffy riding fixed in his rubber shorts each time

No offence to the chuffster, but

 

[Chuffy]

No offence to the chuffster, but

Quite right. Fixed? The very idea! !

 

[John the Monkey]

I'm glad we see eye to eye on this one, Mr C.