Brandane
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That reminds me of the well known story about wee Jimmy, a young entrepreneur in Govan, Glasgow, who - taking advantage of a recent spate of thefts from cars - used to "look after yer car for a £1 mister" for supporters leaving their cars parked to go to matches at Ibrox stadium (Glasgow Rangers). Non payers would inevitably find their cars damaged when they returned after the game.No. Local scrotes do that on matchdays because they think the police are all tied up looking after the fans at pubs and making sure everybody has a nice day.
One fine Saturday afternoon a guy in a BMW estate parked up, and got out of his car with his Rangers scarf on. Jimmy approached him and offered his version of the Govan protection racket.
BMW man was quite scornful, and refused to pay up, saying "No-one is going to touch my car, son. See that mean looking Ridgeback dog in the back? He will eat anyone alive if they dare to break into the car!"
Wee Jimmy then asks BMW man "Aye that's great pal; but does he know how to put out a fire?"
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