Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rocky doesn't half tell a good joke.

 

[Moon bunny]

Mort cannot afford a proper paint roller so he is going to redecorate his bedroom with a section of moss-covered tree branch.

 

[Speicher]

Mort is easily confused and recently bought Mrs Mort some self-raising flours.

 

[Speicher]

Mort knows how bread is spelt.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky was never a child - he just happened as he is

 

[Speicher]

Tbt was looking forward to his visit to Scone Palace. He was very disappointed to find it was jam-packed with visitors.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher went to Bakewell in search of tart. She found several in shop windows illuminated by red light

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 goes to Sainsburys every evening, just to gently squeeze the fruit and veg.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

As Mort's found of saying, he's got it licked.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh always whispers "please excuse me ma'am" before he licks a stamp.

 

[accountantpete]

Whilst playing football on a Sunday, George has been compared to Lionel


















Jefferies

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whilst playing football on a Sunday Pete found he was on his own (again)

 

[Moon bunny]

Twentysix by twentyfive had an enthralling afternoon in the shopping centre, sidling up to blonde women and asking them why they dyed the roots of their hair a dark colour.

 

[Speicher]

Moon bunny has fond memories of driving a Hillman Minx.

Who can tell me the link between this post and the previous one?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher found her 15 minutes of fame cut short.