red_tom
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- Location
- East London
Revenge Crabs.
- Thread starter red_tom
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Keith Oates
Janner
- Location
- Penarth, Wales
That's a little bit extreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Globalti
Legendary Member
Gawd!
A pal of mine (an ex-roadie for UB40 and quite a character) got ditched by his GF and was rather upset about it, especially as she took up immediately with a flashy rich bloke. Still having a door key he went round and w@nked into her face cream, stirring it thoroughly afterwards. "At least I've got the satisfaction of knowing that every time that bastard kisses her he's kissing my billy bunk!" he told me.
A pal of mine (an ex-roadie for UB40 and quite a character) got ditched by his GF and was rather upset about it, especially as she took up immediately with a flashy rich bloke. Still having a door key he went round and w@nked into her face cream, stirring it thoroughly afterwards. "At least I've got the satisfaction of knowing that every time that bastard kisses her he's kissing my billy bunk!" he told me.
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- ...I don't have much idea - really.
I thought this was an 'I'm 'avin' trouble with me oars' thread red_tom... 
Mr Pig
New Member
- Location
- North Lanarkshire
I liked the 'Child Trader', although it's bit creepy. Remided me of this one, great idea:
