Romance is not dead.

[Mugshot]

From Luton, how did you guess?

Because I was that pissed up foghorn.........no,no,no, lucky guess

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stanstead, seeing it is in Essex surely?

 

[stephec]

On the recent flight to Paris the hen party sat behind us was well lubricated. As with any hen group there is one foghorn voiced drunk in the middle orchestrating proceedings. Her chosen subject this time, for the delight of the entire Airbus, anal sex and how she wouldn't let her boyfriend do it unless she'd had a shower first.

Charming

That's golden.

 

[TheDoctor]

No, golden is a different thing altogether.

 

[Brandane]

Does the lady referred to in the OP travel by train?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

On the recent flight to Paris the hen party sat behind us was well lubricated. As with any hen group there is one foghorn voiced drunk in the middle orchestrating proceedings. Her chosen subject this time, for the delight of the entire Airbus, anal sex and how she wouldn't let her boyfriend do it unless she'd had a shower first.

Charming

How exactly do you know she was well lubricated....?

 

[Smithbat]

Really, I despair of the youth of today!

 

[raleighnut]

Does the lady referred to in the OP travel by train?

 

[nickyboy]

I can't remember the last time I was shocked by such shennangins.....until a couple of weeks ago when I attended a wedding in Gibraltar.

Largeish group of people including three single girls. On the day of the wedding I was told the story that the day before one of the girls had met some guy in the town while eating lunch. The guy had offered to show her around Gibraltar a bit in the afternoon in his car. This afternoon "tour" culminated in having a shag in the carpark of Morrisons supermarket.

The girl then proceeded to tell everyone who would listen about this and was quite relaxed regarding the fact that everyone at the wedding knew

 

[Brandane]

The girl then proceeded to tell everyone who would listen about this and was quite relaxed regarding the fact that everyone at the wedding knew

Surely the groom would have had something to say about his bride's conduct on the eve of their wedding?

 

[Mr Celine]

Her chosen subject this time, for the delight of the entire Airbus, anal sex....

Reverse thrust is normal procedure on an Airbus.

 

[TVC]

Reverse thrust is normal procedure on an Airbus.

No, just no.

 

[stephec]

Really, I despair of the youth of today!

You're only jealous because it was half a lager and lime in your day.

 

[Smithbat]

You're only jealous because it was half a lager and lime in your day.

Lager and black. I was a classy bird.

 

[stephec]

Lager and black. I was a classy bird.

I've no doubt about that, but your choice of drink is wrong.

Surely a Mirage or Taboo?