Single vs Engaged vs Married

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Soltydog

Legendary Member
Location
near Hornsea
Sipping her drink, the single 20-year-old girl leered and said, "Last

Friday,. When i finished work, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a

leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it

and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto

heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right

then and there!"







The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When

my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black

mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on

that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding

date!"






The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of

planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I

took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped

into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and

six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband

got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and

yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"
 

yenrod

Guest
Heard that before - not bad ! :smile:
 
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