The headline of the day.

[ComedyPilot]

Sea Sore: Randy couple get stuck together while having sex on a beach

 

[ComedyPilot]

Op Shock: Man wakes from surgery wearing woman's PINK knickers

 

[ComedyPilot]

Sheep munch through £4000 worth of cannabis plants dumped near Surrey farm

 

[Spoked Wheels]

As real as Mort's headline.

You're right..... somehow I missed Mort's headlines. Your is funny though

 

[Spoked Wheels]

Sea Sore: Randy couple get stuck together while having sex on a beach

Couple of......... dogs?

 

[craigwend]

Beverley church traffic cone attack causes £1,000 of damage

 

[John the Monkey]

WILL YOBS DEFRAUD YOUR PETS?

 

[Spoked Wheels]

Southampton 8-0 Sunderland: Ronald Koeman's side destroy hapless Black Cats to keep pace with Manchester City and Chelsea

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Our vow to Scotland - Cameron, Milliband and Clegg

 

[Spoked Wheels]

The Telegraph:

One of last remaining northern white rhinos dies in Kenya

Only six left

 

[Spoked Wheels]

The Daily Mail:

She REAR-ly likes to impress: Amanda Holden posts saucy snap of her bottom as she rehearses for This Morning

Nice

 

[Smokin Joe]

ROBYN'S TOPLESS HOLIDAY SNAPS

Sunday Sport

 

[Rezillo]

Ipswich Star:

Community urged to tackle invasive crayfish

Armed only with a standard issue frying pan, butter and some garlic, I will be waiting to tackle the advancing crayfish battalions as they march into my village.

 

[jayonabike]

Riot police and tear gas deployed as New Hampshire pumpkin party descends into mass brawl

 

[marknotgeorge]

JON BON JOVI SURPRISES FAN WITH INOPERABLE BRAIN CANCER

What a git!