The headline of the day.

[AndyRM]

Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious.

From whom do I claim my £5?

 

[Dayvo]

From Aftenposten:

Dette vil svenskene gjøre med en russisk ubåt
Torpedoer, synkeminer og granater er våpen som kan bli brukt mot en fiendtlig undervannsbåt.


This is how the Swedes want to deal with a Russian submarine
Torpedoes, depth charges and grenades are weapons that can be used against an enemy submarine.

Yeah, right!

 

[John the Monkey]

IS DUMBING-DOWN MOLESTING YOUR PENSION?

 

[jayonabike]

Police hunt seven men, one dressed as Robin Hood and another as Heidi, who attacked two men in Glasgow city centre

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Every time I see a copy of the Daily Express it's got some weather event splashed across the front page.

Hurricane Gonzalo to Hit Home Counties

I jumped the gun on this one but the Daily Express now has this....

HERE COMES THE STORM: Britain to be smashed by Hurricane Gonzalo TONIGHT

 

[John the Monkey]

I jumped the gun on this one but the Daily Express now has this....

HERE COMES THE STORM: Britain to be smashed by Hurricane Gonzalo TONIGHT

Is it not time for their ARCTIC BLAST headline yet?

 

[John the Monkey]

WILL THE LOONY LEFT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTERS?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I jumped the gun on this one but the Daily Express now has this....

HERE COMES THE STORM: Britain to be smashed by Hurricane Gonzalo TONIGHT

Well, no great surprise here....
Rush hour storm chaos as Gonzalo tears into Britain

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Is it not time for their ARCTIC BLAST headline yet?

That panic is being saved until later in the week, no doubt. Power Cuts as Arctic Blast Grips Britain....
But I'll keep an eye out for it.

 

[jayonabike]

Protester who nailed scrotum to the pavement outside the Kremlin has now cut off his earlobe

 

[winjim]

Whitstable rotary club president David Cavell accidentally buys gimp suit when ordering merman costume for Kent Air Ambulance sponsored swim

 

[Spoked Wheels]

The Guardian

Oscar Pistorius jailed for five years for culpable homicide of Reeva Steenkamp

Talk about getting away with murder, well, kind of

 

[Spoked Wheels]

Sky News:

Woman Arrested After Getting Stuck In Chimney

........discovered at the home of a man she reportedly met online, and was freed with a chisel and washing up liquid.

 

[Beebo]

Southampton Student Gets Her Head Stuck In Bottle Bin After 'Looking For More Alcohol'
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...k-in-bottle-bin-_n_6014862.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

 

[Spoked Wheels]

Daily Mail:

Young mother pretended she was dying of cancer to get friends and family to pay for her £10,000 wedding - and even tricked her own husband