The "Let's feel superior to others" thread...

[vernon]

[QUOTE 3030275, member: 1314"]When I ran youth centres back in the day we had a Junior school night. I persuaded a whole bunch of them that I was Shaka Hislop's brother.

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That's nothing, The gangs of hardest kids in my inner city school used to part to let me through because word on the grapevine led them to believe that I was a third dan black belt in Ikebana.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Hun..do you know what bats wings are made of.
Reply: Plastic?

Hun.. how do trains steer?
Reply..With a steering wheel of course.

And what's wrong with her answers?

 

[jefmcg]

At my ten year school reunion, someone who left before graduation came and told me proudly "I was so ignorant when I was at school, I didn't even know who the Prime Minister of America was"

 

[jefmcg]

plus is this a good place to put this?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

And what's wrong with her answers?

Thanks for clearing that up, I was trying to work out who was who.

 

[MontyVeda]

plus is this a good place to put this?

Only if it's not the first time he's made that mistake.

 

[winjim]

I thought cyclists naturally had an air of smug superiority anyway...

 

[ianrauk]

And what's wrong with her answers?

Nothing of course.. she is my wife.. and is in so quite correct.

 

[Lanzecki]

I was having a bad day until I saw this. Yes I feel superior. Well, more the usual.

 

[SteCenturion]

My OH was reading through the options for viewing in 'Chat' or 'what's on TV' or some such.

My fiancee' - "what's thi-mee" ?

I looked at the listing - 'Rosemary & Thyme'.

 

[SteCenturion]

My daughter, approaching 3 years of age has been saying for quite some time.

Daughter.
"You've got blue eyes daddy, I've got blue eyes, mummy's got blue eyes, nanny's got blue eyes & grandads got blue eyes".

Dad.

"We're the master race love".

 

[Dayvo]

Reminds me of my good lady wife. She can quote the minutest and most complicated details of UK and European employment laws, but she get's a bit stuck with the real world.

Hun..do you know what bats wings are made of.
Reply: Plastic?

Hun.. how do trains steer?
Reply..With a steering wheel of course.

Is your wife German, Ian, as calling her 'Hun' doesn't really sound like a term of endearment!

 

[ianrauk]

Is your wife German, Ian, as calling her 'Hun' doesn't really sound like a term of endearment!

Nien..

 

[Dayvo]

Nien..

Which one of the nine is?

 

[SteCenturion]

Nien..

Ten....


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