Tyred and emulsional.

[betty swollocks]

Seen on a workman's van, offering his painting and vehicle technician skills.
Multi-talented, witty and with a sense of humour.
I wish him well and thanks for making me snigger.

 

[Dayvo]

Otherwise known as Matt Dunlop!

 

[Aperitif]

...a brush with humour betty...was the driver satin it at the time?

 

[Dayvo]

Does he drive a Roller?

 

[betty swollocks]

...a brush with humour betty...was the driver satin it at the time?

and you can get your coat!

 

[betty swollocks]

Does he drive a Roller?

so can you!

 

[Dayvo]

I've only got an overcoat!

I don't need it though as I'm getting thinner.

 

[betty swollocks]

scraping the bottom of the can now, aren't we?
Thought I'd stir things up a bit.

 

[rich p]

I saw an ice cream van in Blackheath yesterday which had written on the side - 'Often licked, but never beaten'

 

[betty swollocks]

I saw an ice cream van in Blackheath yesterday which had written on the side - 'Often licked, but never beaten'

and that can be interpreted on several layers!!

 

[Crackle]

Cake shop around here who does very creative cakes used to own a hearse with 'Cakes To Die For' on the side.

 

[gavintc]

A guy I knew in E Yorks used to fit window blinds as a weekend job. His van had 'Blind Man Driving' on the back.