Valentine's Day Sorted...

[Freds Dad]

I may send this to my beloved.

 

[ColinJ]

Lopsided relationships are crap - get out while you can.

You haven't been keeping up - LINK.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

There is nothing worse than getting an anonymous valentine - not knowing who it's from; thinking you know who it might be from but hoping to hell it's from someone else. Trust me, it's better not to get one at all.

Nope - I think it's great. I can spend days wondering who they all came from.

 

[vernon]

Nope - I think it's great. I can spend days wondering who they all came from.

You must be slow witted if it takes days to figure out where they both came from.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

You haven't been keeping up - LINK.

That's not fair - it's another thread.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

You must be slow witted if it takes days to figure out where they both came from.

Oh come on Vernon - don't crush all my deluded middle-aged (late) fantasies.

 

[Hugh Manatee]

This Valentine's day will be our 16th wedding anniversary! I figured I was bound to remember one or the other! The wedding was on a Sunday and even made national radio.

The downer is the price of flowers! They don't drop the price even if you say they're not for Valentine's day!

 

[ColinJ]

That's not fair - it's another thread.

True. Shocking though ... Forget 'Til death us do part' - more like 'Until the going gets tough'!

 

[stephec]

Won't it make the envelope soggy?

I'll make it out of rice paper.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Point of order - how can a box of liquorice all sorts survive even the first time you walk past them?

Does not compute

Good point They survived because I'm a gentleman, they belonged to my good lady not me so I had to exercise restraint and wait till She shared them with me and only take when She offered.

 

[vernon]

Oh come on Vernon - don't crush all my deluded middle-aged (late) fantasies.

Did i tell you about the time I chatted up a bloke online to kindle a romance between him and a female Turkish colleague? Now that was initially a middle aged fantasy...

 

[Headgardener]

My brother has no chance of forgetting Valentines day as it is his wedding anniversary and he daren't forget that.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

My brother has no chance of forgetting Valentines day as it is his wedding anniversary and he daren't forget that.

Over-confidence is a slippery slope when it comes to such matters.....

 

[Mrs M]

 

[Smokin Joe]

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He got you a smaller one than you got him.

I'd not forget that...