What is the feminine derivative of the word "nobber"?

[Dec66]

"Nobbette"? Or is it a gender-netural term?

Came across one such today, jumping red lights on Walworth Road for sh1ts and giggles (if she's reading this, she'll know who she is).

 

[topcat1]

DEAD

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

No matter what her actions, any derogatory name-calling from a man would be misogynistic, sexist and further evidence of the exploitative patriarchy.

That's how it works around here isn't it?

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

Fanny

 

[s7ephanie]

nobbess ?

 

[Dec66]

So, I'm sat at a red light... She flies past, through it. I shake my head and sigh.

I pass her, stop at another light... She flies past, through it. I shout a rebuke after her.

As I approach another one, I notice that for some reason, she's stopped at this one... As I get to it, it changes to flashing amber, the crossing's clear, so I pass her and say "oh, you stopped for that one, well done".

At the next one, I'm stopped, she flies up the inside, says something tart about " making it three", goes through on red and turns left. I shouted after her that I hope she didn't get knocked off as the doctors were on strike.

Black coat. No helmet. Fat @rse.

 

[Sara_H]

So, I'm sat at a red light... She flies past, through it. I shake my head and sigh.

I pass her, stop at another light... She flies past, through it. I shout a rebuke after her.

As I approach another one, I notice that for some reason, she's stopped at this one... As I get to it, it changes to flashing amber, the crossing's clear, so I pass her and say "oh, you stopped for that one, well done".

At the next one, I'm stopped, she flies up the inside, says something tart about " making it three", goes through on red and turns left. I shouted after her that I hope she didn't get knocked off as the doctors were on strike.

Black coat. No helmet. Fat @rse.

Emergency care is running as normal so she'd be ok.

 

[winjim]

Chill. Stop shouting at people.

 

[Dec66]

Chill. Stop shouting at people.

I'll remember that when I get knocked off by a red light jumper, and get told that it's my fault because all bloody cyclists are the same.

 

[Markymark]

I'll remember that when I get knocked off by a red light jumper, and get told that it's my fault because all bloody cyclists are the same.

Do you shout at all the speeding cars too? Must be a very noisy and stressful journey for you.

 

[Dec66]

Do you shout at all the speeding cars too? Must be a very noisy and stressful journey for you.

No, not unless they've knocked me off or missed me by under six inches.

When I say "shouted", it was hardly aggressively, more trying to make sure she'd heard me. When I told her "well done" I didn't have to shout as I was right by her, though maybe I should have done just to make her crap herself.

 

[fimm]

Black coat. No helmet. Fat @rse.

Would you be commenting on the size of his @rse if the cyclist that irritated you had been male?

I tick two out of three of those boxes but I don't jump red lights.

 

[Dec66]

Would you be commenting on the size of his @rse if the cyclist that irritated you had been male?

I tick two out of three of those boxes but I don't jump red lights.

Completely. Or his gut, whichever was more prominent.

 

[Brandane]

I was in a hurry. Anyway, it's a bike so no big deal - traffic lights are for traffic; I am just a pedestrian on wheels.
Terribly sorry, Officer!

PS. My arse isn't fat.

Brandette.

 

[ianrauk]

You were doing so well until this

Black coat. No helmet. Fat @rse.

You could be describing me....