Your nomination for the crappest heavy metal or rock band ever

[Accy cyclist]

Obviously there have been thousands,but i'm on about well known ones. The one's who have sold hundreds of thousands of records and played in front of hundreds of thousands of people. Ok, you can nominate an unknown band you've seen and think are crap if you want.
My nomination for the crappest well known rock band is Def Lepperd. Their music sounds so plastic, they look so plastic and all their stuff sounds the same. I sometimes listen to Classic Rock Radio but when they come on i turn the volume down.

They look so false. A bit like Westlife trying to be heavy metal or something.

Pour some sugar on me...what a load of bollocks!!

 

[Venod]

These seem to have a reputatation more than they deserve, shouting is not clever.

 

[Accy cyclist]

These seem to have a reputatation more than they deserve, shouting is not clever.

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Yes, and all their stuff sounds the same. As for yon Angus and his stupid facial expressions. An old man dressing up like a school boy is just not right to me.

 

[ufkacbln]

1975 I saw Motorhead......

They were not good!

(But they got better)

 

[Glenn]

Sex Pistols, had trouble playing an instrument and just shouted.

 

[Gert Lush]

Def Leppard are my favourite band..

 

[wheresthetorch]

Van Halen. Amazing guitar playing ability, and then spurn out rubbish like 'Jump'.

Oh, and Kiss. Utter shite.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Nickelback. Derivative, cliched crap.

 

[Dayvo]

Kiss are certainly one of the worst. Take away the make-up and they're even (if possible) worse.

And Toto are shite, too.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Kansas
Boston
Starship
Asia

I may have a cd in the car with tracks from all of these artists on

 

[Colin_P]

Steely Dan, total and utter crap.

[edit] so called rock music but like an art lesson carried out whilst scuba diving in cold grey dish water.

 

[slowmotion]

And Toto are shite, too.

Here's conclusive proof....

[Verse 2]
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

 

[slowmotion]

Guns and Roses anyone? Beyond pastiche.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Oh if we're doing bad lyrics, the totally over-rated Pink Floyd came up with this:

I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

 

[Colin_P]

Kiss are certainly one of the worst. Take away the make-up and they're even (if possible) worse.

And Toto are shite, too.

Here's conclusive proof....

[Verse 2]
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

Too right, the 1980's American houswife on valiums choice of easy listening.

I wouldn't even call them a rock band.