A Nation Mourns

[Smokin Joe]

Cheryl and Ashley have got divorced.

I don't think I'll ever be able to masturbate again

 

[Globalti]

Don't worry, the feeling will come back. Put some Nivea lotion on it.

 

[L.E.D.]

Cheryl and Ashley have got divorced.

I don't think I'll ever be able to masturbate again

Here's some motivation for you courtesy of dayvo

Horny

 

[Dayvo]

Here's some motivation for you courtesy of dayvo

Horny

And I'm sick!

Cheryl and Ashley have got divorced.

I don't think I'll ever be able to masturbate again

 

[ufkacbln]

.. and I thought all the papers were suggesting she was anorexic!

 

[L.E.D.]

She is , she's just hiding it really really well .

 

[HLaB]

Phew, for a moment there reading the thread title I though something significant had happened.

 

[killiekosmos]

Cheryl and Ashley have got divorced.

I don't think I'll ever be able to masturbate again

It's OK, Ashey still likes you!