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A tricky choice....

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Melvil, 2 May 2008.

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  1. Bondage Tape

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  2. Furry Handcuffs

    1 vote(s)
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  3. Blow-up sheep

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  1. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    I've been tasked with buying some 'accessories' for my friend's stag do. I'm a bit skint so can only choose one thing from the following 3 items at the local dodgy shop:

    1) Bondage tape
    2) Furry Handcuffs
    3) Blow up sheep

    What do you think?
     
  2. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    a bit unoriginal.....

    how about a nice pink cowboy hat with a feather boa?
     
  3. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Just wait in a dark alley until a policeman walks by and then mug him. Nick the Taser, CS gas, pepper gas, baton, truncheon, uniform, helmet etc.

    Should be able to get up to a few tricks with that lot! :rolleyes:
     
  4. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    You could lend him your Walks! :rolleyes:

    Or will you be requiring it yourself this evening?
     
  5. OP
    OP
    Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    Interesting....
     
  6. OP
    OP
    Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    Very interesting!
     
  7. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    I'm meeting Gezza tomorrow to give it back to him
     
  8. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
  9. Landslide

    Landslide Rare Migrant

    Location:
    Called to the bar
    Cling film and a permanent marker. Keep the change for your beer fund.