A tricky choice....

[Melvil]

I've been tasked with buying some 'accessories' for my friend's stag do. I'm a bit skint so can only choose one thing from the following 3 items at the local dodgy shop:

1) Bondage tape
2) Furry Handcuffs
3) Blow up sheep

What do you think?

 

[walker]

a bit unoriginal.....

how about a nice pink cowboy hat with a feather boa?

 

[domtyler]

Just wait in a dark alley until a policeman walks by and then mug him. Nick the Taser, CS gas, pepper gas, baton, truncheon, uniform, helmet etc.

Should be able to get up to a few tricks with that lot!

 

[domtyler]

a bit unoriginal.....

how about a nice pink cowboy hat with a feather boa?

You could lend him your Walks!

Or will you be requiring it yourself this evening?

 

[Melvil]

a bit unoriginal.....

how about a nice pink cowboy hat with a feather boa?

Interesting....

 

[Melvil]

Just wait in a dark alley until a policeman walks by and then mug him. Nick the Taser, CS gas, pepper gas, baton, truncheon, uniform, helmet etc.

Should be able to get up to a few tricks with that lot!

Very interesting!

 

[walker]

You could lend him your Walks!

Or will you be requiring it yourself this evening?

I'm meeting Gezza tomorrow to give it back to him

 

[Tetedelacourse]

livestock

 

[Landslide]

Cling film and a permanent marker. Keep the change for your beer fund.