Anyone lost a grey pigeon?

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domtyler

Über Member
There is a lonely looking grey pigeon wandering around Bishopsgate this morning. It's feathers are a mixture of dark and light grey with a few white patches, fairly scruffy looking to be brutally honest. Last seen pecking at a patch of dried vomit outside Dirty Dicks. Could this belong to anyone on here I wonder?
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Has it got that dodgy foot disease?
 
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domtyler

domtyler

Über Member
Arch said:
Has it got that dodgy foot disease?

I didn't notice, I shall pop to the shops presently and see if he is still there, i'll check then? Have you lost a pigeon?
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Well, there was a nice dove sitting in my window box last night. I wouldn't mind a tame pigeon, but I'm not sure I want one with stumpy feet. I suppose I could make it some little balsa prosthetics. Or strap on some lego wheels.
 
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domtyler

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Arch said:
Well, there was a nice dove sitting in my window box last night. I wouldn't mind a tame pigeon, but I'm not sure I want one with stumpy feet. I suppose I could make it some little balsa prosthetics. Or strap on some lego wheels.

I will probably just chop them off and nail an old roller skate to its bottom.
 
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