Appeasing the p******e fairy

[Wightdragon]

Having had four p*******s in three days is there any way to appease this malevolent fairy?

The Celts were all for sacrifice to appease the River gods so perhaps that is the way to go; maybe I should sacrifice a hen before I ride!!!!!

 

[Paulus]

Always say good morning/afternoon/evening to your bike when getting the bike out. Never mention the p******e fairy and keep tour tyres pumped up to the recommended pressure.

 

[mickle]

You could PM her....

http://www.cyclechat.net/user/1083-pncture-fairy/

 

[tyred]

To appease the fairy, write a cheque for £100 and post to me, and I will pass it on to the good fairy

 

[summerdays]

And occasionally pick out the bits out of your tyres (this thread prompted me to do so after I remembered seeing something in the tyre whilst stopped at traffic lights earlier - so thanks).

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If you're getting that many I think it's reasonable to assume that typing p*******s isn't making a difference.

Go on, try it properly...

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[Fozz]

solid tyres.......

 

[mickle]

If you're getting that many I think it's reasonable to assume that typing p*******s isn't making a difference.

Go on, try it properly...

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Brilliant, that's us all done for tonight.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Brilliant, that's us all done for tonight.

Double bad now you've quoted it!

 

[mickle]

bugger

 

[potsy]

If you're getting that many I think it's reasonable to assume that typing p*******s isn't making a difference.

Go on, try it properly...

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Double bad now you've quoted it!

Let's just hope nobody else quotes it then.

 

[bottombracket]

Repeat after me...

Specialized Armadillos-Schwalbe Marathon Plus

Last time I lent someone my repair kit, the glue had dried up! It's that long since I used it...

 

[Tynan]

good tyres in good nick pumped to the correct pressure

really

 

[Davidc]

Just tell the puncture fairy to f**k off 'cos she's about as real as Santa, then go and check your tyres for any bits of glass or other junk in the treads.

Some punctures are from things on the road you're on and you can't do much about them, many however are from bits that have been working their way in for days, and you have control over them and need to exercise it.

 

[roubaix murry]

Just tell the puncture fairy to f**k off 'cos she's about as real as Santa

Don't know what you mean??? Santa not real, who bought all that cycling bling that turned up on christmas???