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Are flies contortionists?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 2 May 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    How do they get inside fluorescent strip light covers?
     
  2. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    Location:
    middle of Norfolk
    They teleport. They wear little teeny belts which hold teleportation devices.
     
  3. they do it by night...
     
  4. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Thats why you can never swat them as they know ;)
     
  5. Maz

    Maz Guru

    Newly-hatched maggots are factory-fitted inside the covers.
    When the light comes on, it incubates the maggots to cacoon stage and 1 week they turn into flies.
     
  6. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    They evolve from motes of dust.
     
  7. OP
    OP
    betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Well, some entirely satisfactory explanations so far.
    If it can get me in bed with Geena Davis it might be a facility worth developing.
     
  8. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    As long as you don't want to bed that McDowall bint in the shampoo adverts. What anyone sees in her I cannot fathom.
     
  9. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    <If it can get me in bed with Geena Davis it might be a facility worth developing.>

    Why, does she keep flies in the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!