Are flies contortionists?

[betty swollocks]

How do they get inside fluorescent strip light covers?

 

[wafflycat]

They teleport. They wear little teeny belts which hold teleportation devices.

 

[Aperitif]

they do it by night...

 

[yenrod]

Thats why you can never swat them as they know

 

[Maz]

Newly-hatched maggots are factory-fitted inside the covers.
When the light comes on, it incubates the maggots to cacoon stage and 1 week they turn into flies.

 

[papercorn2000]

They evolve from motes of dust.

 

[betty swollocks]

Well, some entirely satisfactory explanations so far.
If it can get me in bed with Geena Davis it might be a facility worth developing.

 

[papercorn2000]

As long as you don't want to bed that McDowall bint in the shampoo adverts. What anyone sees in her I cannot fathom.

 

[Keith Oates]

<If it can get me in bed with Geena Davis it might be a facility worth developing.>

Why, does she keep flies in the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!