Beer turns men into women

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Yorkshireman, 29 Aug 2007.

  1. Yorkshireman

    Yorkshireman New Member

    National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally.
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.

  2. col

    col Veteran

    And if you drink often enough,you get man boobs ;)
  3. zimzum42

    zimzum42 Legendary Member

    University of Lesotho, that famous research powerhouse.......

    Will wait until Wits or UCT publish something I think......
  4. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    On the other hand, I bet they also:

    1. Felt invincible
    2. Became frivolous
    3. Were even less adept at multitasking
    4. Suddenly considered themselves to be extremely attractive
    5. Spat a lot

    Inconclusive if you ask me.;)
  5. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Yes it does! It lowers Testosterone and elevates Estrogen levels.

    And if you're drinking Orange juice, your mates will say... "Orange juice? Nah! come on, have a mans drink instead" ;)
  6. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    Drinking beer turns men into women,........................... women don't smell like that, do they!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. stevenb

    stevenb New Member

    South Beds.
    National University of Lesotho = lmao ;)
    Excess alcohol and beer drinking will give you man-boobs ok....and a gut, make you experience all kinds of physical and mental symptoms and generally kill your body.
    I can't understand how some people like to waste £££ and get wasted two times a

    My theory is, flush £20 down the pub bog and walk out without a headache, kebab and a fat lip from the
  8. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through


    There's only two things that smell like fish, and one of them's fish! ;)
  9. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    Beer also turns ugly buggers into Gods/Goddesses. ;):eek::biggrin::eek::sad:
  10. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Warning: effects not permanent.;)
  11. stephec

    stephec Legendary Member

    All hail to the ale!!!!!

  12. Mr Phoebus

    Mr Phoebus New Member

    (hic) Thansh for the warning, you're my (hic) beshtesht friend you are!
  13. Hover Fly

    Hover Fly Lover of the bunny

    It doesn't work on me. 4 pints and I still look like the inside of a dustbin.
  14. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Someone will have a good use for you then. Keep drinking.;)
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