Cycling through a shopping mall this evening, a couple of chavs on stolen MTBs going in the other direction made a barking noise at me, which I guess was designed to provoke me. I gave it a bit of distance, and shouted back after them "and you'll never procure gainful employment!!!!". They stopped, machinated and one shouted back after me "it's always the twunts wearing helmets, isn't it?". I quite respected him for his swift insightful comeback, but was half hoping for him to chase me, draw level and get involved in a ben hur style headbutting war, where I would win in an ironic way. Has anyone else done this?