Brighten up your Ladygarden

[TheDoctor]

Evenings!!
I've just been pointed towards the strangest product.
I couldn't possibly describe it (well, I could, obviously, but I'm not going to) and I'm astounded that anyone felt the need to invent it.
It's, well, lip colouring. No, not those lips
Those lips. The reviews are hilarious...

 

[Fab Foodie]

Is it to enhance ones Vajazzle ....

 

[biggs682]

what happens then if you mixed your lipsticks up !!!

any lady members going to comment or will it be just us old pervs

 

[Crackle]

It's sold out!

Item weight 1.5kg, shipping weight 4oz - How does that work then?

 

[Andy_R]

It's sold out!

Item weight 1.5kg, shipping weight 4oz - How does that work then?

Simple..it's an American product We all know how good they are at mixing Imperial and Metric measurement systems. Probably an ex NASA engineer working in a shipping deprtment now.......

 

[Peteaud]

The mind boggles

 

[Pat "5mph"]

what happens then if you mixed your lipsticks up !!!

Probably something similar to what happened to the silly guys here

 

[Arch]

what happens then if you mixed your lipsticks up !!!

any lady members going to comment or will it be just us old pervs

I'm too busy doing this:

 

[2PedalsTez]

..Of course I only read it for the reviews...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Hope it doesn't taste bad... Did I say that out loud?... Oops!

 

[Doseone]

Surely that is a mickey take - please let it be a mickey take.

I think the reviewer that wrote "If you get to a point in your life that you feel it's necessary to change the color of your labia in order to feel good about yourself, you should perhaps re-examine your priorities." has hit the nail on the head.

 

[slowmotion]

I went fearlessly in search of the product of which you speak, "My New Pink Button".

Imagine my surprise when I discovered it wasn't a new Smartie. Most disappointing.

 

[stowie]

I have just been laughing to myself for the last 1/2 hour reading the reviews. One has the title "The perfect mothers day gift".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This thread is nothing without pictures!!








Well, ok, maybe not.

 

[colly]

It reminds me of a woman speaking on the radio one day telling the tale of how she had to visit her gynaecologist one morning. After a bath and a ''clean up' with a flannel off she went.
Later on, laid back and legs up ready for inspection, she was surprised to hear him say
''My, we have made an effort today''
It was only later she found out that the flannel she had used was one used by her daughter to clean off some sparkly make up, leaving her bits festooned in sparkle.
Must have looked quite pretty.