Classic youtube replies

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From time to time I get some classic youtube replies. These I thought were worth sharing with you for your amusement.

I hate people like you (cyclists) especially the ones that can go 25mph on 30mph roads... Urgghh.. hope you all get something called motorbikes or cars.

Hmm. He hates us all, but especially the ones than can keep up with traffic. I can quite easily go 35mph on 30mph roads. I wonder if he would like me more or less! :biggrin:

You may have some rights as a cyclist but don't try to claim you should have equal rights to a car. When you can go as fast as a car instead of slowing me down, then we'll talk. Until then, as long as you're in front of cars I hope you get abused regularly.

Mmm. Cars apparently have rights, and more interestingly more rights that than a cyclist. I wonder if drivers have rights as well? Maybe they only have rights as soon as they get in their cars. Mmm. That would explain a lot....:biggrin:

The normal road rules are that the limit is there not only to keep you from going over the speed limit but also to keep you from going under it. If it was possible to police this, they would. By breaking those rules, you are simply making everyone else's life difficult in exchange for your own happiness.


:laugh: Now this is a classic. I get the feeling he hasn't quite understood the meaning of the word limit. So it would appear that on a 30mph road, one must travel along it at precisely 30mph. If it were possible, police would prosecute anyone who deviated from this, above or below. I assume that the threashold for deviation would only be limited by the polices ability to detect deviation. Thus with detection equipment with an accuracy of 0.01mph then any deviation equal to or greater than this would result in prosecution.
It would also appear that anyone that deviates from this prescribed speed leads to general unhappiness in the driving population., thus leading to depression and in extreme cases suicide. Blimey! :ohmy: No wonder cyclists are despised!


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:laugh: Now this is a classic. I get the feeling he hasn't quite understood the meaning of the word limit. So it would appear that on a 30mph road, one must travel along it at precisely 30mph. If it were possible, police would prosecute anyone who deviated from this, above or below. I assume that the threashold for deviation would only be limited by the polices ability to detect deviation. Thus with detection equipment with an accuracy of 0.01mph then any deviation equal to or greater than this would result in prosecution.
It would also appear that anyone that deviates from this prescribed speed leads to general unhappiness in the driving population., thus leading to depression and in extreme cases suicide. Blimey! :ohmy: No wonder cyclists are despised!

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This guy also forgets school runners, buses and traffic jams in general. But why not pick on the scarcest and most vulnerable people to blame instead, that'll make him feel big. :wacko:
 

gaz

Cycle Camera TV
Location
South Croydon
Hahaha that last one is classic. I usually delete those comments to save the poster any further imbaresment.
 
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magnatom

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Hahaha that last one is classic. I usually delete those comments to save the poster any further imbaresment.

Oh no! No way I am deleting those. I'm looking forward to replying. :smile: The last two were from a 21 year old Austrialian kid, who puts videos up of his driving (on computer I might add!) and of him playing the Ocarina. Oh to understand his mind! :smile:
 

HaloJ

Rabid cycle nut
Location
Watford
arifralf1982 said:
You seem to like to take the video when he does something wrong BUT where are people like you when somebody smashes a window or there is an attck going on.

This one was left on one of my vids recently.
 

gaz

Cycle Camera TV
Location
South Croydon
Pretty sure he was offering a 5 second fiddle, all well and good but I would have only accepted 10 seconds at a push after all that. Stay safe guys don't accept sexual favours
Posted on a video of a left hook and a passenger does a self-gratification artist sign.

video maker is like all cry cry about smallest of things and doesn't get more than 1k views on anything, and here he gets pwnt for not following a small thing himself.
Btw dude is like 10feet tall or has a big ass helmet.

I'm a very keen cyclist. Haven't you got anything better to do? This gets us a bad name. You are quite pathetic gaz. Get a life.
 

manalog

Über Member
This one was left on my channel and was deleted perhaps he was embarrased

Yh Its A Pitty You Dont Film These Bikes When they Are running peoples children over and not giving a care in the world to busy being in their own mind. Poxy bikes cause more accidents then cars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!:laugh:
 

jimboalee

New Member
Location
Solihull
I was riding along Victoria Road in Aston where it joins the island over the A38(M). I got to the middle lane to go straight ahead and a young lady in a VW polo came up my left hand side and shouted "Where do you think you're going?"
I shouted back "Where do YOU think I'm going?"

Think about it. First exit off the island was onto Aston Expressway MOTORWAY !!!!
 

jimboalee

New Member
Location
Solihull
I shouldn't really post this 'cus its not PC, but here goes.

A yoof in a tarted up Ford Escort van pulls up infront of me on the Tyburn Road going into Brum. His mate jumps out and legs it across the road in a hurry.

I ride round him and give him a funny look.

He pulls away and drives slowly on my left so I can't pull back over.

At the red lights at Gravelly Industrial estate, he looks at me with his window down with a smirk on his face.

I lean over and say in a quiet tone "A hetrosexual wouldn't have done that."
 
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:laugh: Now this is a classic. I get the feeling he hasn't quite understood the meaning of the word limit. So it would appear that on a 30mph road, one must travel along it at precisely 30mph. If it were possible, police would prosecute anyone who deviated from this, above or below. I assume that the threashold for deviation would only be limited by the polices ability to detect deviation. Thus with detection equipment with an accuracy of 0.01mph then any deviation equal to or greater than this would result in prosecution.
It would also appear that anyone that deviates from this prescribed speed leads to general unhappiness in the driving population., thus leading to depression and in extreme cases suicide. Blimey! :ohmy: No wonder cyclists are despised!


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Going from 60 to 30 zones and 30 to 60 zones would be funny if that was true :biggrin:



The one about doing 25mph in a 30 is probably because a cyclist doing 25 is harder to overtake within 0.1 seconds of the car catching up with you than a cyclist that does 6.2mph at the kerb side.
 

400bhp

Guru
I shouldn't really post this 'cus its not PC, but here goes.

A yoof in a tarted up Ford Escort van pulls up infront of me on the Tyburn Road going into Brum. His mate jumps out and legs it across the road in a hurry.

I ride round him and give him a funny look.

He pulls away and drives slowly on my left so I can't pull back over.

At the red lights at Gravelly Industrial estate, he looks at me with his window down with a smirk on his face.

I lean over and say in a quiet tone "A hetrosexual wouldn't have done that."

Great come back. Low IQ males really get wound up by slightly indirect homosexual references. :thumbsup:
 
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