And I am embarresed if I manage to pull down my shorts a few inches if they catch on the saddel nose
I was up north at the weekend there helping at a charity event, and was sharing the room with someone I know vaguely.
Anyway, he had gone down for breakfast and so I went into the bog to get ready, but I hadn't bothered to lock the door.
There I was, standing naked, when suddenly the door flew open and he walks in uttering the immortal words
'Don't mind me'
And starts to brush his teeth
Thing is, I thought he was short sighted, so I let him off with it, but I then learned later that he is only partially sighted in one eye, so he got a good eyeful of me, quite literally!