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Cruel wife

Discussion in 'Exchange / Free' started by Chuffy, 9 Jan 2008.

  1. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Free to good home. Low mileage, full service history.
    Prone to unkind comments about husbandly belly, hence ad.
     
  2. longers

    longers Veteran

    :wacko:. Just get the top, if you want it that is
     
  3. Crackle

    Crackle Pah Staff Member

    Location:
    Wirral
    You need to fill in some details - Cooking skills, child minding skills and housekeeping?

    Edit: I nearly forgot. You need to specify earning potential as well. We wouldn't want her to be a burden.
     
  4. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    PM sent. :wacko:

    When can I expect delivery?

    First to PM me gets her next.
     
  5. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    Make that 2 wives..

    When I was a whippet with a six pack and not a gram of extra flesh...she never appreciated my fine physical form...now she mentions a bit of belly every day...:wacko:
    Nuts...she can go as well...good cook...hence the belly...it's all her fault:angry:
     
  6. yorkshiregoth

    yorkshiregoth Master of all he surveys

    Location:
    Heathrow
    Part-exchange for a well used Spesh Allez??
     
  7. OP
    OP
    Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    ;)
    I so want to reply, but I don't fancy sleeping in the shed tonight...:blush:
     
  8. derosa

    derosa New Member

    Location:
    Off the back
    Any pictures available ??
     
  9. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    does bagonabike come complete with bike, and if so can i have a picture (of the bike)?
     
  10. OP
    OP
    Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Bagonabike is accessorised with a blue Dawes Horizon and a red Pearson Audax. She also comes with a range of fun outfits, suitable for all weathers, but may need a little coaxing in poor weather (cattle prod not provided).
     
  11. andygates

    andygates New Member

    I'm surprised she hasn't kicked you out to the shed, the way your arse was performing! :biggrin:
     
  12. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    Has the offer been withdrawn following last nights anniversary dinner and howsyourfather?
     
  13. OP
    OP
    Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    We remain happily married, despite the apocalyptic winds unleashed by last nights cauliflower cheese and steak blowout. :ohmy:xx(
    My father is very well, thank you for asking. ;)
     
  14. Perry

    Perry Senior Member

    Location:
    East London/Essex
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    Any offers?
     
  15. Sh4rkyBloke

    Sh4rkyBloke Jaffa Cake monster

    Location:
    Manchester, UK
    Japan might take her. The whale they'd spare in exchange would thank you. Everyone's a winner.