Do I know any jokes about sodium?

[PBancroft]

Na.

 

[MontyVeda]

Na.

Taxi for one!

 

[TVC]

Argon goes into a bar.

"Sorry we don't serve Noble gasses in here" says the barman.

Argon didn't react.

 

[AlickB]

an ion goes up to an atom and says "i've lost an electron"

atom replies "are you sure"

ion says "yes i'm positive"

 

[PBancroft]

Taxi for one!

Let's see you do better... if you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.

 

[Intelligenthamster]

The punsters are in their element here...

 

[Baggy]

The punsters are in their element here...

It happens periodically.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

There's the nucleus of a good thread in here somewhere.

 

[slowmotion]

There's the nucleus of a good thread in here somewhere.

True. All that's needed are a few retorts.

 

[Intelligenthamster]

This thread is Petri- fying

 

[Beebo]

This thread has run its course and is getting Bohrium.

 

[Oxo]

I'm in my element.

 

[colly]

CH2O is the symbol for seawater.

Looks like all the best jokes Argon

 

[Yellow Fang]

He He

 

[slowmotion]

CH2O is the symbol for seawater.

Looks like all the best jokes Argon

Dreadful!

Caesium this instant.