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Do women get the piss-shivers?

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 10 Oct 2007.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    it'll be the urination of me!
    Just returned from a quick 30 miler round some local lanes and at one point during my ride was caught short. It took me a while to find a suitable spot and the relief was immense.........however, as I was siphoning the python, I got an attack of the shivers, knees went temporarily wobbly and aim went awry, all over my left Specialised 'Taho'
    It got me wondering: is it just me that gets them, do all men: do women?
     
  2. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    Not me...I dont wear specialised Tahos
     
  3. I don't think so.
    There's this condition that all men have - apparently when you pee it can make you feel faint or actually faint, because the act of peeing puts pressure on some nerve or other, which can slow the heart rate. It happened to my other half once - he went down like a stone mid pee.
     
  4. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    The only untoward thing I've noticed about pee-stops is that no matter how deep into the countryside you are, no matter how remote, no matter that you haven't seen a car or seen person for the last 20 minutes, the moment you whip out your todger, a stream of slow-moving traffic starts going by, or a vicar's wife says a cheery-but-slightly-worried "hello" from the other side of the hedge...
     
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  5. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    This is because you are actually under constant surveillance and the folks who 'appear' are actually secret government agents. I thought everyone knew that?
     
  6. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    Or you hear Brown Owl saying, "Guiders, note his face only, so you'll be able to describe him accurately to the police." :blush:
     
  7. Haitch

    Haitch Flim Flormally

    Location:
    Netherlands
    One Sunday morning, I got a puncture cycling through Scherpenzeel, a very christian village in the Dutch bible belt, so I got off the bike and leaned it against a tree. A young woman on her way to church with three toddlers, all dressed from head to foot in black, stopped and exclaimed, 'Young man, you will not urinate against that tree!'
     
  8. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    If you'd kept your shorts on, then she wouldn't have misunderstood the situation. :blush:
     
  9. Haitch

    Haitch Flim Flormally

    Location:
    Netherlands
    Isn't that where everybody keeps their tyre levers?
     
  10. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    i once fell down the stairs, having fainted at the top, just after having a pee. as i ended up in the back of an ambulance, i'm glad i'd finished and put it away :blush:
     
  11. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    Serves you right for peeing over the banisters. :angry:
     
  12. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    better than over the judge :blush:
     
  13. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    What the hell was an ambulance doing at the bottom of the stairs?
     
  14. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
  15. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    There are many triggers for syncope e.g. coughing and defecation.

    :blush: