Do you break the law?

[mickle]

Highlight the activity you do most often in the poll and add up the points for each category and we can see who is the naughtiest.

 

[Fnaar]

Quick! Someone's nicked the poll!

 

[domtyler]

Apart from the rape and murder I am generally quite a well behaved lad.

 

[mickle]

I got six.

 

[mickle]

Purely out of academic interest, since when was anal sex within marriage illegal? (Except if you live somewhere like Arkansas)?

Didn't you know?!?! You'd better stop then.

 

[TVC]

By this poll are you suggesting that anal sex outside marriage is OK?

 

[mickle]

Then post your total. I can't possibly be the naughtiest person on the forum with just six points.

 

[mickle]

By this poll are you suggesting that anal sex outside marriage is OK?

Well it's not illegal so feel free to carry on.

 

[mickle]

I think people are fixating on the anal sex thing which wasn't my intention. Please stop banging on about it. So to speak.

 

[Maz]

I got 2 points...I regularly drive over 70mph on the M-way.

 

[tdr1nka]

A lousey law abiding 4 for me.
Me's no gangsta innit?

 

[Fnaar]

By this poll are you suggesting that anal sex outside marriage is OK?

Just not outside the supermarket.

 

[Smeggers]

9 points here too.

Edit: Oh christ, no its 11. I evaded company car tax for 2 years. (its a "pool car" honest officer - needless they caught up with me in the end ).

 

[mickle]

Any advance on Uncle Morts 9? or Mazzers 2 even.

 

[theclaud]

Any advance on Uncle Morts 9? or Mazzers 2 even.

Can't beat Uncle Mort. I'm an angelic 4 or 5...