Do you talk to your PC?

[rich p]

Whenever I do something such as deleting a file, changing the desktop or the like, the PC asks me if I'm SURE I want to do the act.

"Yes I am, which I was why I pressed delete you interfering busybody", I shout at the inanimate object. Sometimes I use bad language too! (Always, actually)

Mind you, I shout at the telly too sometimes.

 

[Noodley]

Nutter....

 

[slowmotion]

I scream obscenities at that little Wizard fu##er who gatecrashes my Word documents. My God, how I hate him...

 

[Aperitif]

You really ought to set up a database and record all these instances rich - then you could excel yourself.

 

[ColinJ]

No, but I frequently 'have words' with Michael Winner, and they are not 'Calm down dear'!

 

[dan_bo]

You really ought to set up a database and record all these instances rich - then you could excel yourself.

AhahA!

 

[gaz]

no, my mac is a pleasurable machine, i have none of this.

 

[Bollo]

You really ought to set up a database and record all these instances rich - then you could excel yourself.

"It looks like you're writing a pun. Do you want help?"

 

[Randochap]

no, my mac is a pleasurable machine, i have none of this.

+1

It talks to me ... wait. I hear voices.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I think I may have sworn a bit at it yesterday when I deleted an entire days drum track mixing in a basic skoolboy error...not my finest hour actually

 

[ColinJ]

No, but I frequently 'have words' with Michael Winner, and they are not 'Calm down dear'!

'Calm Down Dear' - eSure commercial remix - ha ha!

 

[Speicher]

You really ought to set up a database and record all these instances rich - then you could excel yourself.

That could be tricky! Does he have Access to the Database and would he Excel at the Spreadsheet?

 

[skudupnorth]

I threaten mine if it does not speed up,then it gets beaten if it carries on being slow ! Sadly it's not the computers fault but the rubbish in-house server we have at work,but i do feel so much better for the rant !

 

[Dayvo]

My (any) computer has been instrumental in helping me develop full-blown Tourettes Syndrome!

FUCT!

 

[Jane Smart]

My (any) computer has been instrumental in helping me develop full-blown Tourettes Syndrome!

FUCT!

Funny I get tourettes when I am on my pc but I get it more when I am playing the piano