Don't you just love women???

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Greedo, 28 Apr 2010.

  1. Greedo

    Greedo Guest

    The way they walk
    their long hair
    the way they smell
    their legs
    their hips and bottoms
    Their soft skin

    the list goes on and on

    God or whoever else invented them was a clever clever boy. :smile:
     
  2. Theseus

    Theseus .

    Location:
    Edinburgh
    I take it that Mrs G has been affectionate recently.
     
  3. BigonaBianchi

    BigonaBianchi Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.

    Sexist..God was a woman everybody knows that:laugh:
     
  4. zacklaws

    zacklaws Veteran

    Location:
    Beverley
    They was not that clever, what about them digging the garden, cutting the lawn, washing the car etc in between the washing machine starting and finishing and the dinners in the oven cooking, all that time wasted when they could be doing something useful outside and leave the TV free for others to watch instead of standing around moaning.

    Where's me helmet! think I've just got the motivation to disappear for a while and go for a long ride.
     
  5. mr Mag00

    mr Mag00 rising member

    Location:
    Deepest Dorset
    left from right? no way lol
     
  6. zacklaws

    zacklaws Veteran

    Location:
    Beverley
    But to cover it up, they have to fill the bath room and all other flat surfaces in the bedroom with potions and lotions to hide the smell so that when you come in from a good night out down town, its unavoidable you wake them up with the clatter of aerosol's etc as you stumble round the bedroom and you get the blame but deep down its there fault for turning the upstairs into a mini recycling plant for plastic bottles and tin cans left all over.

    Definitly off for a ride now!
     
  7. Yellow Fang

    Yellow Fang Guru

    Location:
    Reading
    The existance of breasts proves God is a man.
     
  8. theclaud

    theclaud It's teeceegawnmaaaad

    Location:
    Swansea
    Eh? How do you know She's not a lesbian?
     
  9. Ashtrayhead

    Ashtrayhead Über Member

    Location:
    Belvedere, Kent.

    Either that or she's away for a while and Greedo's 'doing research' on the internet!
     
  10. OP
    OP
    Greedo

    Greedo Guest

    Ha ha. No more than usual to be honest. Just watching her this morning locking up and getting in the car while I was waiting and thinking. Wow! Woman are great! God bless every one of them!
     
  11. ComedyPilot

    ComedyPilot Secret Lemonade Drinker


    ...or bisexual?
     
  12. theclaud

    theclaud It's teeceegawnmaaaad

    Location:
    Swansea
    Omnisexual is more likely, I suppose...
     
  13. ComedyPilot

    ComedyPilot Secret Lemonade Drinker

    She could be celebrating a life of chastity?
     
  14. Renard

    Renard Guest

    Kind of creepy mate. Most of the women I know would be reaching for the sick bag reading this :girl:
     
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