Crankarm
Guru
- Location
- Nr Cambridge
Blond fat woman driving toward me in a residential street this morning mobile phone glued to her right ear. Pointed to her "Oi!" and pulled in front of her car. She had to stop, then tried to drive around me whilst still talking on her phone. She then stopped realising she wasn't going to get away. I went to the driver's window which comes down fully.
Fat woman "Are you a police officer!" whilst still talking on her phone glued to her ear.
Me "You must realise it's an offence to use a mobile phone whilst driving?
Fat woman "Are you a police officer!"
To the person she was talking "I'm going to have to call you back". Puts phone down low on her right side to try to hide it but still holding it - texting.
Me "Can you stop using your mobile whilst driving please as you are not in full control of your vehicle?"
Fat woman "Are you a fukkin' police officer!"
Window was down so moved to take mobile which was swiftly moved out of reach so instead took the car keys out of ignition switching car off.
Fat woman "Give us my car keys!"
Me "Only if you stop using your mobile whilst you are driving. You do realise it is a criminal offence and carries points or your license, a fine plus you have an increased risk of crashing - into vulnerable road users such as me. Fat woman then gives me lots of foul mouth abuse.
I then deposited her car keys on the rear of the roof of her car and cycled off.
Fat woman gets out of her car with difficulty and shouts lots more abuse at me. A woman leaning on her garden gate who had been watching the whole thing cheered and shouted to me "Nice one! She deserved it! They're always at it and never get caught"
Heheheeeeeeee
Fat woman "Are you a police officer!" whilst still talking on her phone glued to her ear.
Me "You must realise it's an offence to use a mobile phone whilst driving?
Fat woman "Are you a police officer!"
To the person she was talking "I'm going to have to call you back". Puts phone down low on her right side to try to hide it but still holding it - texting.
Me "Can you stop using your mobile whilst driving please as you are not in full control of your vehicle?"
Fat woman "Are you a fukkin' police officer!"
Window was down so moved to take mobile which was swiftly moved out of reach so instead took the car keys out of ignition switching car off.
Fat woman "Give us my car keys!"
Me "Only if you stop using your mobile whilst you are driving. You do realise it is a criminal offence and carries points or your license, a fine plus you have an increased risk of crashing - into vulnerable road users such as me. Fat woman then gives me lots of foul mouth abuse.
I then deposited her car keys on the rear of the roof of her car and cycled off.
Fat woman gets out of her car with difficulty and shouts lots more abuse at me. A woman leaning on her garden gate who had been watching the whole thing cheered and shouted to me "Nice one! She deserved it! They're always at it and never get caught"
Heheheeeeeeee