Euro Rules for Cycling

[Ravenz]

EU commissioners looking to make even bigger a@s()les of themselves want to introduce rigorous new laws for EU cycling!

Nows your chance to have those laws you've always wanted like .....

Road bikes and rider always need to be colour coordinated.. if you wear day glo you must have your bike resprayed to match!

 

[mickle]

No mixing of team kit. An abomination.

Group-set mixing is acceptable but cross brand mixing is wrong and should be clamped down on severely.

 

[mondobongo]

We could have the 'Spanner Police'.

 

[yello]

Mudguards.... gotta be mudguards.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

no knobbly tyres on the road if you're not imminently going off it.

 

[redjedi]

Mudguards.... gotta be mudguards.

What..? Made obligatory?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

What..? Made obligatory?

never mind mudguards, you need mud flaps to join in our sunday training ride…

 

[mondobongo]

No Hairy legs in lycra shorts.

(Mudflaps only required on our Chainy)

 

[jack the lad]

Bicycles must be fitted with a brooks saddle and a saddlebag if more than 30% of the rider's facial hair is grey.

 

[jack the lad]

No bicycle fitted with a brooks saddle and a saddlebag may be ridden in a public place unless the rider has facial hair at least 30% of which is grey.

 

[yello]

One way or the other. I don't like this live-and-let-live libertarian approach.

Hairy legs in lyrca... hmmm. Must admit, I prefer not to see my leg hair poking through but pubes would disgust me so, yes, ban that to. Brazilians all around I say. Back, sack and crack. You know it makes sense.

 

[Ravenz]

I am swayed by the more authoritarianism approach..

absolute maximum 1 single device to be mounted on handlebars for instance..

very easy to police

 

[Mr Pig]

All Pashley riders must be vegetarian, or at least be close friends with three vegans.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

All Pashley riders must be vegetarian, or at least be close friends with three vegans.

including all the posties?

 

[jack the lad]

Bromptons must be ridden with a gormless expression and an ill fitting cycle helmet